Well, your racing-rule guy is back to comment on bankroll-fattening rules that play out at Woodbine. And this year’s columns will also feature something new — a “rule” pick at Assiniboia Downs which starts tonight and a “rule” pick at Fort Erie where races begin a week from tomorrow.

First off, if you’re a rule skeptic, I’ll remind you of last year’s Breeders’ Cup column when rules picked the early pick-5 that paid $152 for—get this—an outlay of $2.40. Mere pocket change. The 60-cent wheel (1 x 1 x 2 x 2 x 1) was all rules, no opinions. Who does that in the vaunted Breeders’ Cup? Pocket change? Are you kidding me?

But rules were rules: What horses had raced for the highest purses? What horses had the highest speed figures in a 7-furlong specialist race? What horse had the best in-the-money record in the race for fillies and mares? A $24 bet would have given you $1,520. I rest my case.

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